We’ve just celebrated our eighth wedding anniversary. My friend’s baby just turned eight years old. It can only mean one thing: we have been here eight years.
Eight years. Who would have thought it? Not me. Not some of you, either, if you’ve been reading from the start. But it appears that you really never do know what life is going to throw you. So, from the happy place I find myself in lately, what pearls of wisdom do I have to share about my eight years of life in Dubai? There’s many to choose from but here are a few of the more important ones:
1. A trip to the supermarket will only ever yield a maximum of 82% of what you have on your list.
2. The rate at which you anticipate bad driving rises exponentially over time. This is represented by the following equation:
Road Rage + Bad Driving = Anticipation to the power of 100
3. Do not underestimate how painful bare legs on a hot car seat can be.
4. Wearing sunglasses in 80% humidity will result in bodily harm.
5. Lipgloss and sandstorms do not go well together.
6. Shopping is an art form.
7. Boredom is the nemesis of the Trailing spouse. Do not get sucked in. Find something you love, and you will find yourself.
8. People leave and you will feel abandoned. But you will get over it. Get over it.
9. Don’t kid yourself. It is a little bit like being on holiday all the time.
10. To quote the great Bill Bryson, once you’ve left, you’re gone:
‘There are things you just can’t do in life. You can’t beat the phone company, you can’t make a waiter see you until he’s ready to see you, and you can’t go home again.’